Current mood - pissed off (I’ve never been more pissed off)
Current music – Vertigo by U2 (very very loud)
I overheard a classic conversation between some 12 year old pupils today…
1 have you got it?
1 Have you got it? You know?
[I fail to catch what was muttered. I become involved.]
Me (to 2) Well, have you got it?
2 I dunno
Me (to 1) What has he got?
Time out here. I’m thinking porno. Yes I was 12 once I and know what has currency in school.
2 Oh Mayfair. No.
1 Mayfair. It’s at McDonalds. You know, Monopoly.
Me No, but it doesn’t matter.
3 I thought he was talking about cigarettes.
I told my pal and we pissed ourselves laughing. Given the shit that landed on me soon after I’m glad it happened otherwise this blog entry would have been about other people saying things that I might have later regretted.